Power hosing Premium-Calibre Satirical Hogwash Over The Inland Waterways Since 2010, Rose of Arden is one of the universe’s leading satirical Blogger blogs. Since its birth in the 1st of January 2010. I have dispensed a daily dose of satire and bullshit to an estimated potential global audience of 7 billion people. I have left no watery hot potato un-buttered, and have presided over, and/or caused, and/or commented on (delete according to preference) the end of several of the world’s least desirable despots and dinner companions. RoA is independent of all waterways organisations and hoping to carry on blogging until the end of time (logistics permitting).
This blog has been created to chart the trials and tribulations of owning a narrow-boat. I am not going to paint a twee picture, highlighting the best way to get yourself going in narrow-boat ownership. What I will do is chronicle the issues and what we learned as we went along.
Owning a narrow-boat will incur regular costs. Depending on the size of the boat those costs will vary. Reading this blog will incur occasional bouts of boredom and your mileage may vary! I will frequently go "Off Topic" and write about whatever issue is on my mind at a particular moment in time. But I will from time to time come back to the main topic which is, owning and operating a narrow-boat.
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Well, I’ve had to revisit, rewrite and rehash the disclaimer from the succinct statement above to a rather more lengthy affair to make clear to:- the increasing number of paranoid, litigious, wealthy, self-publicising, arrogant, censorious and just plain stupid twits who insist, not only on visiting this blog, on failing to realise that, if they don’t like what they read and see, the option is always there not to come back.
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